World premiere. Two small-town paramedics are the first to arrive at a macabre scene. Since the cops got a flat, all they can do is wait—until they realize every school bus in the county is about to drive by. When a reporter arrives, things go from bad to ridiculous. Support American Theatre: a just and thriving theatre ecology begins with information for all. Please join us in this mission by joining TCG, which entitles you to copies of our quarterly print magazine and helps support…