20 thoughts on “Caption Contest: Fish Tank Edition (October 2014)”

  1. The director thinks the rehearsals are tough. Wait until dry tech.
    These are difficult times for actors, Fred. Money’s scarce, roles are few, and cell phones are now waterproof.
    Of course everyone’s nervous, Ethel. This is the Great White Way!
    Thank God they closed CATS.
    No matter how hard I try, I always end up in South Pacific.
    Ah, the thrill of performing for schools!
    I don’t have the heart to tell the director it’s the Age of Aquar-ius.
    I came this close to getting Les Mis but they threw me back.
    I’m trying to get Kushner to see Angel Fish in America, but he’s hard to catch.

  2. The director thinks the rehearsals are tough. Wait until dry tech.
    These are difficult times for actors, Fred. Money’s scarce, roles are few, and cell phones are now waterproof.
    Of course everyone’s nervous, Ethel. This is the Great White Way!
    Thank God they closed CATS.
    No matter how hard I try, I always end up in South Pacific.
    Ah, the thrill of performing for schools!
    I don’t have the heart to tell the director it’s the Age of Aquar-ius.
    I came this close to getting Les Mis but they threw me back.
    I’m trying to get Kushner to see Angel Fish in America, but he’s hard to catch.

  3. “Call me a Sharkspear traditionalist if you must, but I think Jaws is better when Quintus and Martius both die.”

  4. “Call me a Sharkspear traditionalist if you must, but I think Jaws is better when Quintus and Martius both die.”

  5. They are gonna hear from the Dramatists Guild when Annie Baker finds out the changes they made for this production of “The Flick”.

  6. They are gonna hear from the Dramatists Guild when Annie Baker finds out the changes they made for this production of “The Flick”.

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